Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race... Come on. It's sacrilege. WE NEED A NATIONAL HOMIE THE CLOWN DAY. Unless you both go through the loop together. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. : 12-Feb-95 Capsule revision D, 21-Jul-96 Title sequence Blackboard :- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. Yes, Homie. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. Being a clown sucks. Tube-sock filled with Tennis Balls [BODY 01, EV 00, Bonuses & Limitations: EV is limited to Bashing damage (-1) Cost: 02]. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. You can learn more with the writeups.org FAQ. 1. At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. By continuing to use our website, you agree to our use of cookies – explained on our cookies info page. Even though he is always dressed as a clown and taking on his “Homey D. Clown” persona, he doesn’t always take jobs for a clown. Thanks a lot. Normally used only for humiliation, Homey may AP add STR to EV of Sock for a stun effect but Homey doesn’t normally do this, surprisingly, even when he got the opportunity to bop “The Man”. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. You want my advice? Share articles on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. Please do not adblock us, our ads load is minimal. Memories. Legs, you check out the East Side. - Yes, Homie. Take the ball. Equipment: Hold still, Homer. This site uses a handful of cookies. Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use... Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart... Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. Take your hands off my eyes. Get a cheap one, and what happens? Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. homie the clown 6184 GIFs. The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. Now, when I remove the bandages... don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Share the best GIFs now >>> Circus is in town. I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you... (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey, Krusty, Krusty. To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Yes. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. It is time for us to take you for a ride. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Yeah. Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? Homey The Clown Quotes. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! Sort: Relevant Newest # hide # hiding # bushes # spicer # correction # krusty # clown # homey # dancing # season 6 # episode 15 # make up # clowns # comedy # 90s # retro # 1990s # clowns # reaction # the simpsons # season 6 # simpsons # krusty the clown All rights reserved. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. When Krusty wants to, he can still blow them away. F.D. Not even your new Lady Krusty line. One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. Homey: “I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. Homey often refers to himself in third person and will rant about the Man and the Establishment. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Kid who wants to be in a gang: “Yeah !” I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? Is that so? But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. What can I tell you? And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: Old Starsky and Hutch's. Another note. All right. An image tagged homie the clown. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Okay. I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. With Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jim Carrey, Kelly Coffield Park, Kim Coles. But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. 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